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Dragon has a taste for lamb

Sun, 20 Jun 2010 05:21:06 +0000

Dragon has a taste for lamb
China’s growing appetite for meat but shortage of arable land has opened the way for a sharp increase in imports from Australia.

Market Commentary and Intraday News

Fri, 18 Jun 2010 05:19:51 +0000

Market Commentary and Intraday News
(AP:BOISE, Idaho) Federal regulators are concerned that a dam built by Monsanto Co. earlier this year to trap phosphate mine runoff may be stopping more than just pollution.

EPA concerned about Monsanto pollution control dam

Thu, 17 Jun 2010 05:29:43 +0000

EPA concerned about Monsanto pollution control dam
Federal regulators are concerned that a dam built by Monsanto Co. earlier this year to trap phosphate mine runoff may be stopping more than just pollution.

Thousands flee ethnic violence in Kyrgyzstan

Wed, 16 Jun 2010 05:22:38 +0000

Thousands flee ethnic violence in Kyrgyzstan
OSH, Kyrgyzstan (CNN) — Smoke rose over the streets of Osh and sporadic gunfire could be heard Monday as ethnic groups continued to battle in the strategically important Central Asian nation of Kyrgyzstan.

Getting Aussie beef into China’s hot pots

Tue, 15 Jun 2010 05:47:15 +0000

Getting Aussie beef into China’s hot pots
At the Tianshunyuan abattoirs near the far-north city of Harbin, at the end of a narrow, packed-ice road littered with the detritus of Spring Festival fireworks, Han Lubo explains why he plans to buy as much as a quarter of all the red meat that Australia will export this year.

Agrifirm streamlines branches to unlock potential

Mon, 14 Jun 2010 05:25:58 +0000

Agrifirm streamlines branches to unlock potential
Rural services firm PGG Wrightson is streamlining its business divisions in an effort to unlock investor value in the company.

Dozens of storms sweep the Midwest, killing 7

Sun, 13 Jun 2010 05:19:49 +0000

Dozens of storms sweep the Midwest, killing 7
A state of emergency was declared in Monroe County, as officials dealt with the aftermath a tornado. “I’m still stunned,” said Brenda York of Dundee Township, “and I’m more stunned, because we made it out.”

Mormon church among protesters of Las Vegas water plan

Sat, 12 Jun 2010 05:19:26 +0000

Mormon church among protesters of Las Vegas water plan
SALT LAKE CITY — Opponents of a controversial pipeline that would tap water from a shared Nevada/Utah aquifer and…

Mormon Church among protestors of Las Vegas water plan

Fri, 11 Jun 2010 05:26:48 +0000

Mormon Church among protestors of Las Vegas water plan
SALT LAKE CITY — Opponents of a controversial pipeline that would tap water from a shared Nevada/Utah aquifer and…

ever here any of these blonde jokes?

Wed, 09 Jun 2010 05:21:25 +0000

Car Trouble
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, “What’s the story?”
He replies, “Just crap in the carburetor”
She asks, “How often do I have to do that?”
Speeding Ticket
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could se! e her license.
She replied in a huff, “I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my
license and then today you expect me to show it to you!”

At The Doctor’s Office
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor’s office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
“Impossible!” says the doctor. “Show me.”
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, “You’re not really a redhead, are you?
“Well, no” she said, “I’m actually a blonde.”
“I thought so,” the doctor said. “Your finger is broken.”

Dogs
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, “Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?” “HELLLOOOOOOO……,” answered the blond. “They’re watch dogs!”

Dry Cleaners

A blonde goes into the dry cleaners to have her sweater cleaned. She asks the clerk, “How much?”

He doesn’t hear her correctly and says “Come again?”

She giggles and says “No…it’s just mustard this time.”

Blonde Logic
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking…….. and one blonde says to the other, “Which do you think is farther away………Florida or the moon?”
The other blonde turns and says “Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida…?????”

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Making a Bet
There once was a blonde who was sick of all the blonde jokes, so she decided to dye her hair red and try and trick everyone into thinking that she was a redhead. After she dyed her hair, she went for a drive to see if she could trick anyone. She came across a sheep herder and his herd and said, “If I can guess how many sheep you have in your herd, can I take one home?” The sheep herder said, “Sure!” The blonde proudly said, “There are 345 sheep.” The sheep herder exclaimed, “Wow! That is absolutely right, so go ahead and pick a sheep to take home.” The Blonde got out, got a sheep, and put it in her car. The sheep herder said, “Now I have a deal for you. If I can guess your real hair color, can I have my dog back?”

Blonde Cop Wannabe
The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to try out for the job. “Okay, honey,” the sheriff drawled, “What is 1 and 1?” “Eleven,” she replied. The sheriff thought to himself, “That’s not what I meant, but she’s right.” Then the sheriff asked, “What two days of the week start with the letter ‘T’?”. “Today and Tomorrow,” she replied. He was again surprised that the blonde supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself. “Now, listen carefully, who killed Abraham Lincoln?”, asked the sheriff. The blonde looked a little surprised herself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, “I don’t know.” The sheriff replied, “Well, why don’t you go on and work on that one for a while?” So, the blonde wandered over to the beauty parlor, where her buds were waiting to hear the results of the interview. The blonde was overjoyed. “It went great! First day on the job and I’m already working on a murder case!”

Thermos
A blonde is in a store and sees a thermos. She picks it up and asks the clerk what it is. The clerk says, “It’s a thermos. It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.” The blonde decides to buy the thermos. She brings it to work the next day. The blonde’s boss (also a blonde) asks what it is. “It’s a thermos. It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold,” explains the blonde. “So what do you have in it?” asks the boss. The blonde answers, “Some hot chocolate and a popcicle.”

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Making It To Heaven
One day, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were all driving in a car when the car crashed. Minutes later they appeared up in heaven. God says to them “Ahead are 100 stairs, at each stair you will be told a joke, if you laugh you will take the one way train to Hell, if you remain silent, you will continue on. If you make it to the top, you will stay in Heaven.” So the brunette started up the stairs. At the 55th stair she laughed, and was sent abroad the train to hell. The redhead started to climb but laughed at the 79th stair and got on the train to Hell. The blonde started up and made it to the 100th stair. She paused, then began laughing non stop. Shocked, God asked her why she had laughed. Still laughing she replied, “I finally got the first joke!”