Its only been three weeks since she left, should I be angry?
May 5, 2010 by
Filed under sheep yarn
That she off to another “retreat”?
I mean here I am with the usual YA crew while my wife is off with a bunch af women at a “Knitting Retreat”. She says she will be back Sunday with a bunch of lanolin on here fingers.
Should I be worried that she is in a room with a bunch of other women fingering wool?
What about this sudden attraction to sheared sheep?
The last time she tried to get through airport security the TSA busted her for pointed sticks.
This is getting far too complicted for me to handle.
Should I consider a separation while gets over her textile addiction?………………………………. We have a room full of yarn.
I almost forgot,
BEST ANSWER 10 POINTS !
Isn’t easier to just answer 5 questions?
blowbyblow, I AM SERIOUS.
props to Sausage Fingers……………………
yeah just divorce her….who needs her anyways when you have the Y!A crew here.
Needle her about it when she gets home.
Wrap that extra yarn all over your body and surprise her at the door. Are you for real, this can’t be a serious question. Fun though
Ewe better watch out
Ewe better not cry
Ewe better not pout, Im tellin Ewe why
…………….Wifey dear has spun her last yarn…!
BE SERIOUS
lmao…what have i started…lmao!
I’m a knitter and I totally understand your wife. I also have a room full of yarn.
The best advice I can give you is to go to the “Knitters Review” forums and ask your question there. You will most certainly get an answer from knitting wives and maybe a few husbands. I can guarantee you will definitely get good advice. A lot of those women go on retreats.
You should understand that aquiring lots of yarn is part of being a knitter. I does not mean that she doesn’t love you or wants to leave you. See link below.
No one in the world goes to a knitting retreat. They be screwin’ the locals in that town!
You should be doing the same, frankly. Get yourself a $50 semi-pro off Craigslist, ok?
LMAO!!! You are so strange! You should seriously write a book! With an imagination like that you could make millions!
P.S. Could you PLEASE ask her to knit me a scarf! I could use it to hang my 18 yr. old!!! lol