can u write a story using these words?

magician,purple car, yellow stick,brown flowers,a wooden plane, green hat, golden eyes, beautiful girl, a sheep, a peacock, and an elephant…
please reply as soon as possible…
hi friends i need dis in detail for about 150 plus words…plz help me…
thank u friends for ur answers….kaliesq go on.. give me d answer soon…

ever here any of these blonde jokes?

Car Trouble
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, “What’s the story?”
He replies, “Just crap in the carburetor”
She asks, “How often do I have to do that?”
Speeding Ticket
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding [...]

Are these perfect gifts for my ten year old girl, turning 11, soon?!?

We have not had a real birthday in 2 years. I decided to get her a few things. Here is the list of things I got her for Christmas and what I will give her on her birthday. Tell me what you think:
Christmas Presents from Friends and Family and me:
Her Grandma gave her a IPod [...]

Does anyone know how much these paintings might be worth?

Hi there! I was wondering if you guys could help me out a bit. We are having a garage sale soon and i have some paintings that i am not sure what their value may be and whether or not to sell them. The paintings-pictures are:
#141 Sisley 18×22
Landscape on River Bank
Made in Switzerland
The Lost Sheep: [...]

are these a good pair of sheep shears?

http://cgi.ebay.com/NEW-320W-SHEEP-GOATS-SHEARING-CLIPPER-SHEARS-RRP-799_W0QQitemZ300317118411QQcmdZViewItemQQptZBI_Farm_Supplies?hash=item45ec4b8fcb&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=65%3A12%7C66%3A2%7C39%3A1%7C72%3A1205%7C240%3A1318%7C301%3A1%7C293%3A1%7C294%3A50

These are sheep for sale

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These Are The Supplies You Need From Grooming Yor pet

Dog grooming is an essential part of your pet’s health care that can prevent problems from developing.  Bathing and brushing to maintain a healthy skin and coat, ear and dental care, and toenail clipping are all essential parts of keeping your dog healthy. And the proper tools will enable you to perform this routine efficiently [...]

These are What You Should Look for in a Sheep Skin Rug

When one thinks of sheep skin they think of warmth, comfort and even sleep. You are very right in thinking this because the goodness of the sheep skin has gone to make rugs that are one of a kind. sheep skin rugs come in many forms and you can get designer rugs, custom made just [...]