Either/or poll for those…?

…able to type. 1) Corn on the cob or kidnapped by the mob? 2) Caught in the rain or elected in Spain? 3) Hash browns or termite mounds? 4) Easy as you please or chased by killer bees? 5) Rocked to sleep or licked by sheep? 6) Blowing your nose or burying your clothes? 7) [...]

Why do sheep like people put those stupid yellow magnetic ribbons on the backs of their cars?

Is it so they don’t have to actually THINK about foreign policy? Is it so they can make themselves feel good for sending a son off to invade a sovereign nation in order to plunder its oil supply?