Who Wants To Hear A Blonde Joke?

So there was a blonde that was tired of being called dumb [blondes=dumb] so she died her hair brown. She was driving in her car when she passed a farm and said to the farmer “may i have some of your sheep as a PET?” and the farmer replied “if you guess how many sheep [...]

My runescape acc. is 4 sale and wanted 2 know if anyone knows where to sell it/if anyone wants to buy it?

It is level 86 (+4 levels in members because of summoning). Its total level is 1202, its combat levels are 71 attack, 50 defence, 80 strength, 74 hitpoints, 73 ranged, and 72 magic. Its skills are 73 cooking, 48 mining, 51 smithing, 50 fishing, 27 herblore, 64 fletching, 50 firemaking, 68 woodcutting, 51 runecrafting, 30 [...]